Me and Ralphie - we're the only live mascots in the Pac12. Ralphie, I have to say you and your handlers are awesome but really, let's be serious. I've got you beat.
It looks like one of your handlers has a Ralphie Cam - I need to get one of those! And, TV stations - I wouldn't mind if you showed me running my team out onto the field every once in a while!